October 2010
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September 2010
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Question
If we could develop a pill that would make people more aware of when
they were being stupid, would they really be less stupid or just more
aware.?
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A Story from Ancient China
A king was thinking of hiring Sun Tzu as an advisor. As a test, the king asked Sun Tzu to turn his harem of 200 concubines into troops. Sun Tzu divided them into two units, commanded by the king's two favorites. He explained the signals to face forward, backward, right and left. But when he gave the signals, the women just laughed. Sun Tzu had the two "officers" executed on the sport and put the next most senior concubines in their places. When he gave the signals again, the women obeyed flawlessly. Sun Tzu declared that "the troops are in good order and may be deployed as the King desires."
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I'm Very Smart
>Some chick liked me and tried to get closer to me
>because I'm intelligent I realized that she was trying to get close to me and I knew it was a bad sign
>on christmas she confessed to me and gave me a card asking me on a date
>didn't reply to her and ignored her for 6 months.
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Anime: Best way to get laid.
>At college
>Listening to music
>ear plugs come out
>CAN YOU KEEP MY SECRET
>no one really hears
>blonde haired guy next to me leans in uncomfortably close to me and says "I'll keep your secret if you suck my cock"
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Anime Club
>at college orientation, see the clubs all set up
>see anime club neckbeard guy
>walk over
>"we watch anime, each week someone brings in their own collection.."
>"oh so just bring my HDD?"
>"...no your dvds"
>"...oh um.."
>"...oh you download anime?"
>"yeah?"
>awkward pause
>guy turns to some chick and starts talking to her instead
Licensed anime sucks anyway.
Pleasant Story.
>sneeze in class
>girl next to me says "Bless you."
>I say "Thank you."
>She wants to fuck
August 2010
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Wife: Why are you home so early?
deadashistory:
peacockparasols:
Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
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Funny Youtube Comment.
“it makes me sick to my stomach to have to talk to black people.you ever talk to a black person and they have that crusty dried white spit in the corner of their mouth???how bout when they talk and that nasty white spit is sticking to their lips when they open their mouth???how about when black men have those nasty white pus hair bumps on the back of their necks??or how about when...
July 2010
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Age of Reason: Vatican wants to reach out to... →
In what seems to be a one-way initiative, the Vatican has set up a new project to reach out to atheists – but prominent atheists such as Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens will not be allowed to take part.The initiative, says the Independent, is “an attempt to improve the church’s…
I wonder if Sam Harris is also banned from this conference…
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